when the heck did calling someone skinny become a compliment?? you wanna compliment me?? tell me I’m strong, tell me I’m intelligent, tell me you like my taste in music. do not dare tell me I’m skinny and expect me to thank you. I am worth so much more than that.
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
Oh Doug if only there was a master out there who loved you.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.